Friday 20 June 2014

Larry misses practice to keep the lights on.

Larry Mitchell missed an important batting practice on Thursday night ahead of a big Sunday double header to play hockey keep the lights on in Ontario and pay for that BMW and his 8 ex-wives.


Larry is pictured here, batting for both teams, as he plays an inning offensively for the Xtreme having just batted for his work team, the Springfield Isotopes. 

Let's hope he keeps hitting those powerful line drives come Sunday. Too soon? Whatever!

2 comments:

  1. Why does home plate have a massive erection?

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    1. Working in the Nuc Plant makes your Dick glow and BIG. Why do you think he is on his 4th wife ?

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